Cartoon Funny Lady Pulling Weeds Meme
Weed Memes: 100 Hilarious Marijuana Memes You Need To See
Weed memes are a great way to pass the time. We put together a collection of the funniest weed memes so you don't have to go searching. Keep scrolling below and enjoy the dank humor.
1. Why is your engine so loud?
Because it's full of dank buds! The cop is probably going to bust you for that one.
2. When you're high and think it's fried chicken…
Those dogs sure look like fried chicken. This can be a convincing optical illusion when you've got the munchies.
3. Bernie vs. Biden: Smoke Weed?
4. Enjoying a beautiful Saturday morning at home…
But the boss calls at noon wondering where you are because it's Tuesday. It happens to the best of us.
5. When your parents walk in the door
Ozzy Osbourne and Slash can probably handle themselves while they're baked. Do we all look this cool when we're having a smoke session with our friends?
6. How's college, are you getting high?
Just let Dad finish his sentences. This Dad is asking the right questions. "Are you getting high grades of marijuana?"
7. Meanwhile, In Colorado…
Colorado is the place to be for stoners. They legalized marijuana recreationally in 2014. Medical and recreational dispensaries are easily found.
8. I just need a few dabs of oil…
The tin man just needs a dab. Just a few drops of oil will do!
9. He knows when you are smoking…
This is the Santa we all need this Christmas. Leave him out some pot brownies and milk!
10. Going to Colorado this weekend…
"Yeah, a few friends and I are just going hiking in Colorado." We all know what the trip is really about.
11. When someone tries to match with reggie…
Batman only smokes the good stuff, but Robin brought some reggie. That's not going to work for Batman.
12. Shaggy, this isn't weed…
Fred must be a lightweight. Maybe Shaggy and Scooby's weed is too strong for the rest of the gang.
13. The steaks have never been "higher."
Cows love eating grass, but do they love marijuana? Fun fact: cows are able to digest grass due to an additional part of the stomach called a rumen. Therefore, cows and similar animals are called ruminants.
14. When you smoke too much weed…
Maybe this feline friend is enjoying some catnip.
15. When you're already high…
You're already stoned but your friend rolls up another one? Those are real friends.
16. Study: Cannabis Residue Found on Shakespeare's Pipes
Shakespeare was one of the world's most prolific writers and he invented many words. Turns out he was stoned, too! "To be or not to be… wow, man."
17. Walk out the hotbox like…
You think they'll smell it, man? Nah, it's hardly noticeable!
18. Dude, it's cool. Nobody out there knows.
19. Is the Hulk in my weed?
You're high, but that also looks oddly like the Hulk.
20. Wanna smoke?
I'll pack a bowl.
21. Waiting on a story-teller to pass the blunt…
We all have that one friend who story-tells with the blunt. Nobody likes a story-teller. Pass the blunt!
22.When you accidentally drop weed on the carpet…
We have all done it, and it is not a good feeling. Carpet and weed do not mix well together. Some of your stash is going to end up in the vacuum.
23. But wait! There's more!
There's always a friend who is trying to smoke the roach down to the very tip. There's no need to burn your lips over a joint!
24. When that tax money come in…
They say don't go grocery shopping while you're hungry. What about when you're hungry AND high?
25. Then you realize you graduated 40 years ago…
The same feeling can happen anywhere, but most people first experience it at school. Too baked and trying to keep your cool in any public situation can be difficult.
26. If you hear a noise…
"That's probably the police and you're probably going to jail." Paranoia is a common side effect of cannabis. Luckily, there aren't any police actually coming.
27. Say no to drugs.
Just say no to drugs, kids. "Maybe you should save the rest for another time?" "No."
28. How did you survive the Great Pandemic of 2020?"
Most people in 2020 have had more than enough time to kick back and smoke weed. Just like Jerry, people keep smoking weed and it keeps working.
29. Edibles don't work unless…
The famous last words of anyone who has gotten too high on edibles: "These edibles don't work." That's when you know they are really about to kick in.
30. How stoners look at each other…
Some people have a secret codeword, while others just have a secret look. Either way, we all know what it's like to flag down other stoners at a party.
31. I would totally smoke up there.
Smoking weed leads to some pretty funny thoughts, such as the desire to smoke on your neighbor's balcony.
32. When you smell weed in public…
This one is a classic meme. Smelling weed in public is always exciting and makes you want to find the culprit!
33. When you're also a responsible adult…
Getting spaced out is the best for cleaning. Smoking on some sativa and cleaning the house is a great way to spend the day.
34. When I'm high listening to music…
Homer must be really stoned here. You tend to hear extra nuances in music when you're stoned, which seems to be confusing Homer.
35. When you remember that you saved a piece of food…
This is the best feeling in the world.
36. What if we launched my car into space?
Elon Musk famously smoked weed on Joe Rogan's podcast. He received harsh criticism for the decision. He has, however, sent a car to space.
37. When someone says they can outsmoke you… 
38. When you're high in public and not even trying to act normal.
39. I occasionally smoke marijuana every single day.
40. The last puff in the blunt circle.
41. We all know the feeling…
42. Some people stocked up on toilet paper for COVID-19. Stoners stocked up on weed.
43. You're not fooling anyone by requesting 4/20 off of work.
44. Instagram isn't a weed delivery service?
45. When you finish adulting and can finally get high.
46. A different kind of fried chicken.
47. When your homie at work asks if you want to "get lunch."
48. The bong rip was too big for Patrick.
49. "Can't you see that I am knitting?"
50. These water pipes are for tobacco use only.
51. The name's Bond. James Bond.
52. Sometimes I tell people that I'm busy just so I can stay home and smoke.
53. When you're high and concentrating hard as hell.
54. They say marijuana is a gateway drug…
55. I only smoke one a day.
56. Me immediately after doing the bare minimum…
57. That look your weed gives you when you get home from work.
58. Why does it take you so long to respond?
59. When life sucks but you're feeling decent…
60. "I'm going to bed early tonight."
61. When you get ready to go out but you smoke a blunt.
62. Save the drama for your mama.
63. Chicken. Pot. Pie.
64. When you can't decide to sleep or stay up and enjoy the high…
65. "Grandma, it's Christmas. Help me put up the tree."
66. 50 Shades of Green.
67. Weed calms the monster in me.
68. Take me to your dealer.
69. "My joints are stiff."
70. Reading text messages when you're high…
71. Nobody's trying to be cute.
72. When your friend asks for a small dab…
73. Asking someone if they want to come smoke…
74. You can always count on the munchies…
75. When you roll a nice joint…
76. Loud weed and loud music can fix anything.
77. That moment when no one has weed.
78. "Humans are made up of 60% water."
79. A futuristic bike bong.
80. When you're high and write down all your brilliant ideas.
81. Did you leave out a bowl for Santa?
82. When the weed helps you figure shit out…
83. Colorado lollipops definitely pack a punch.
84. I have a solution for your problem…
85. "I have absolutely no idea what's going on."
86. Isopropyl alcohol is the best bong cleaner.
87. When was the first time you smoked weed?
88. Momma didn't raise a quitter…
89. When you're high and looking at the drive-thru menu…
90. Slap some icing on me and call me a cake.
91. Some people know how to roll some creative joints.
92. "I'm going to take a tolerance break."
93. If Tupac enjoys it, so can you.
94. When everything is going wrong but you just smoked…
95. When you can't sleep so you go visit the bong really quick…
96. The stoner family photo:
97. When you show up at work high…
98. I still do, but I used to, too.
99. When someone tries insulting you by calling you a stoner…
100. Someone pass Shaggy the baggy so he can roll Scooby a doobie.
Source: https://maryschronicles.com/weed-memes/
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